Category Archives: LOL News

LOL News: Facebook fracas takes a fiery turn

Detectives are blaming a Facebook fracas for for getting out of hand. They’ve arrested Jennifer Christine Harris, 30, of Des Moines, on a charge of first-degree arson. So what happened? A police report says that when an officer asked Nikki … Continue reading

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LOL News for Thursday

Via MSNBC: Deputies: Woman accidentally calls cop for drug deal Schweddy Balls flavor gets the cold shoulder Colo. house cat gets close look at mountain lion Up … and away! Thief uses crane to steal Jeep School scrambles to retrieve … Continue reading

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LOL news report for April 22, 2011

Damn killjoys PERKINS TOWNSHIP, Ohio – Erie County Sheriff’s Deputies arrested a woman for allegedly flashing inmates in the Erie County Jail. Still healthier than a carbonated soft drink A Fullerton man has been sentenced to 180 days in jail … Continue reading

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Love not only sucks, it bites

Via Digital Spy: A man had to have his testicles surgically reattached after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off. The Mirror reports that Maria Georgina Topp has appeared in Newcastle crown court charged with causing grievous bodily harm to Martin … Continue reading

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Atlantis found, Aquaman says ‘Quick! Turn off the lights, maybe they’ll think we’re gone’

Via Reuters, which has really gone down hill: A U.S.-led research team may have finally located the lost city of Atlantis, the legendary metropolis believed swamped by a tsunami thousands of years ago in mud flats in southern Spain. Seriously, … Continue reading

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Maybe they beat him with their pocket calculators

Via Indy Star: A 26-year-old strip club patron blames two nerds for robbing him of $400. The victim told police “two nerdy looking guys” hit him on the head at 3 a.m. at Club Paradise, 5255 English Ave.

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What kind of goofball refuses to show his receipt for expensive items when he is leaving the store?

This guy, apparently: Rick is the Gandhi of receipt-check deniers. He writes in with a story of how he bought a 37 inch TV from Walmart and was able to successfully say no to the receipt checker blocking his way … Continue reading

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